'Broin' Country' is a song written, produced and performed by Bobby Bottleservice and [[Peter Paparazzo]], and featuring Señor Feeture. Bobby and Peter decided to 'go country' as a business decision.
Lyrics[]
[Bobby]: I'm Bobby B, I'm going country
[Peter]: I'm Peter P; I wear a hat now
[Bobby]: I drive a truck: for girls and business
[Peter]: I have a gun (Cool) and I don't wear condoms (Very cool!)
Bobby: Twerk your partner round and round
Peter: Doesie-do and drop it down
Bobby: Right back up and bow to your bro
Both: Yeehaw! Bobby: We country, yo!
Both: Bro-o-o-in' country bro-os
Bobby: Red neck and spray tan, the worst of both worlds
Both: Bro-o-o-in' country bro-os
Bobby: Whiskey and Barkov, the worst of both worlds
[Señor Feeture's Verse]
Señor Feeture: cabos y caballeros, but mainly, los ladies (haha)
Yo soy Señor Feeture (too late) I wanna fuck your feet!
Chicas en Miami, high heels and bikinis
San Francisco, hippie dippie, dirty feet I will cleanie
Á mis Tejana girls, step on my face with your spurs
Todos los country mujeres en el mundo, I wanna fuck your feet!
[Chorus]
Bobby: I'm Bobby B (ha!); I'm going country
Peter: I'm Peter P; we're making money (yeehaw!)
Both: America, respect your country
Support the troops, have sex in groups
[Señor Feeture]: Tengo much hambre; I wanna eat your uñas!