'Oh, Armond' is a single recorded for Dr. Armond by his wife, Shannon. The song became of great interest to Detective Smart of the LAPD following Shannon's murder. Shannon was at the time receiving lessons from a vocal coach to sing the song, which she wrote herself.
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So happy to be Dr. Mrs. Armond…
(Verse 1)
You're my special lover friend, the most wonderful kind
You make me feel love exploding out of mind
So tall and handsome, with your clean pressed suit
With your magic knife, you turn an ugly puppy cute
(Pre-chorus)
Oh Armond, you're the one!
You're my most favourite lover under the sun
Oh, Armond, of you I'm so fond,
So happy to be Dr. Mrs. Armond.
(Verse 2)
Whenever I'm hungry, you always bring me food
And you never make me touch you when I'm not in the mood
Always there for your son, you're the world's greatest dad
And you give me the nicest footrubs when my feet feel sad
Sudoku in the hot tub, cappuccinos in the hood
Chillin' with mojitos, baby it's all good
So kind and polite, with your old-fashioned charms
Want to live with you forever, and die in your arms
(Pre-chorus)
Oh, Armond, you're the one!
My very sexy lover, you're my own James Bond
Oh, Armond, of you I'm so fond,
So happy to be Dr. Mrs. Armond.
You're my soulmate friend and my best chummy-wummy
Maybe one day we'll make a baby in my tummy.