George St. Geegland

George St. Geegland is a writer, actor, producer, lighting operator, organic preserves vendor, and murderer. He is Gil Faizon's best friend and co-host of Too Much Tuna, Oh, Hello, and You Know What. He currently resides in his rent-controlled Upper West Side apartment, which he has shared with Gil for over four decades.

1940's-1950's
George was born in 1946 in Newark, New Jersey, to verbally abusive parents.

By the age of 5, his family had presumably moved to Providence, Rhode Island. He was originally raised as a girl by his mother until at least the age of 5, while his father, an alcoholic, would frequently sit in a dark room and drink whiskey. George would occupy himself by hosting a talk show with himself alone in his room, where he was later banned as a guest on August 5th, 1955. George has an older brother named Spuddy.

George's childhood was marked early on by gruesome incidents that he seems to have only reacted nonchalantly to. The earliest documented occurred at the age of 5, in 1951, when he saw a dead body by the train tracks, only for his brother Spuddy to drag him back to see it later in the day. The second traumatic event occurred sometime before 1961, when his mother killed herself by jumping off the same building that Robert Durst's mother jumped off of years prior on George's Birthday. Given that Bernice Herstein jumped off of her family's home in Scarsdale, this may imply that George and "Bobby" were close as children, which would be further substantiated by George's later encounters with Durst. Regardless, George was somewhat upset that his mother had died, but was happy that it was his birthday. This apathy towards the deaths of others foreshadowed George's brushes with the law later in life.

1960's
=== In 1961, George attended the Chauncey School for Misfits with Robert Durst, where he and Durst were the only students. In 1964, he was likely amongst the first conscripted for Vietnam, but was deemed by an Army psychologist as "too violent" to go to war. He then attended Columbia University, where he met Gil, whom he promptly moved in with. Presumably, given his later inclination towards Occupy Wall Street and his general love of chaos, he participated in the 1968 protests at the University, and helped stage the Moon Landing on a sound stage in Queens in 1969 (this may also imply that George may have met Stanley Kubrick). It is likely around this time that George married the first of his three wives. ===

1970'S
In 1971, he and Gil began a rival health foods' store to Robert Durst's in Middlebury, Vermont, with the intention of driving Durst insane. Robert Durst told the two men that he "couldn't kill any more women" and that the health foods' store was all he had preventing him from doing so. George replied "sorry Bobby D!" and went to an Abenaki reservation, buying preserves at cost and marking them up at their store, causing Durst to go insane–a memory George recalls fondly and proudly states his lack of remorse for engineering–and leading Durst to kidnap Lynn Schulze from outside his co-op on December 10th, 1971. This is also likely the time that Gil and George met a young | "Bernard Sanders". Presumably after this, in the 70's, George became a short story professor at SUNY Yonkers, where he taught Miriam Moynihan, whom he drugged for the purpose of fondling, and was presumably investigated for the incident, to the extent that he had to have a lawyer advise him on his public statements. George most likely had his first child around this time.