The Nick Kroll Mixtape

The Nick Kroll Mixtape is the mixtape that (presumably) Nick Kroll creates for his girlfriend for her to listen to as she leaves for college

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Announcer:] Strap in your f*cking seatbelts for the Nick Kroll Mixtape Nick:] Nick Kroll Mixtape! Don't put on two much weight–Freshman 15! Announcer:] Deejay–Deejay–Deejay Nick Kroll Nick:] Get yourself a Van Gogh poster for your wall in college! But also don't get anorexic and crazy!
 * Airhorn Sounds*